???:HEY! HOP ON WHILE THEY'RE STILL IN STATEN ISLAND!
Eddy:You sound really familiar.
The Eds:*Get in the Tour Guide Bus*
Eddy and Double D:RODERICK?!
Roderick:Yeah, just sit down, we'll explain on the way.
Double D: Okay, Roderick.
Marcus:And that's pretty much it.
Eddy:Huh, you guys were pulling scams like us, huh?
Roderick: Pretty much.
Ed:My arm pits are sweating after that, Eddy.
Eddy:They're always sweating.
Treasure:What are we gonna do about John and them?
Double D:I may have a suggestion.
At Staten Island...
Jerry:Is everyone alright?
Me:Yeah, where are we?
Luigi:I think it's Staten Island.
Gabe:WE NEED TO GET BACK TO NEW YORK! THOSE SCAMMERS ARE STILL THERE!
Axel:Gabe's right! LET'S GO!
Sonic:I'll meet you guys there! *Runs to New York City*
Me and the others:*Jump in the water and swim back to New York City*
In an abandoned building in New York City...
Eddy:*Rolls out the blue prints* Alright, these are where we'll be putting these traps, Roderick my friend, it's time for you and I to get to work!
Jaydah:*Connects jumper cables to the sink*
Marcus:*Hammers a nail in a 2x4*
Double D:*Welds items together*
Me:*Gets out of the water and starts coughing* Finally, made it..!
Tom:I hate swimming... *Shakes the water off his fur*
Jerry:*Shakes the water off*
Sonic:Hey, it took you guys long enough! I just found them, they're at that abandoned building just down the street!
A few minutes later...
Funtime Freddy:HEY! THERE THEY ARE!
Eddy:WE'RE UP HERE YOU LOSERS!
Funtime Foxy:LET'S KILL..!
Me:Hold on, dude, I've known those three stooges for a while, and they've been through worse.
Sarah:Hey, where are Roderick and the others?
Roderick:WE'RE UP HERE!
Me:WE'RE COMING UP THERE! AND WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!
Treasure:*Throws a brick down*
Sarah:Huh? *Gets hit in the head with a brick* Ohhh..! Ahhhhhh..! *Collapses*
Willow:Sarah! How many fingers am I holding up?
Willow:Man, it's bad. Okay, scammers, you wanna throw bricks? GO AHEAD! THROW ANOTHER ONE!
Roderick and the others:*Throw more bricks down*
Willow and other people:*Get hit with bricks* OIIIII! *Collapse*
Me:IF YOU CAN'T DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!
Eddy:*Picks up three bricks*
Kevin: Dude..! Noooo..!
Eddy:*Throws the bricks down*
Kevin, Nazz and Jonny:*Get hit in with bricks* AHHHHH! Ahhhhh..! *Collapse*
Me:YOU GOT ANY MORE?!
Gabe: Okay guys, they don't have anymore bricks.
Clementine:*Loud Stupid Talk*
Roderick:*Throws giant brick down*
Me:*Dodges the brick*
Clementine:*Gets hit with the brick* AHHHH!
Me:THAT DID IT! COME ON GUYS, GET UP!
Me:YOU GO THROUGH THE FRONT, ME AND GABE WILL GO THROUGH THE BACK!
Sarah:*Tries to open the door and the door knob comes off* Huh? *Turns around and yanks it*
*Staple gun shoots staple in her butt*
Sarah:AHHH-! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! *Flies in the air*
Kevin:Let me try! *Pulls the string*
*Staple gun fires another staple into his crotch*
Kevin:AHHH! *Falls to his knees and staple hits his nose and falls backwards*
Gabe:I think I can swing from that and get in through that window. *Grabs onto the pole but slips off* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Lands on me*
*Goo lands on Gabe's forehead*
Gabe:*Grumbling under his breath*
Kevin:*Pulls staple out*
Sarah:*Yanks staple out of her butt*
Kevin:*Yanks staple out of his crotch*
Naughty:Let me try. *Kicks door open* JOHN! GABE! WE'VE REACHED THE TOP!
Naughty and the Others:*Fall off the edge* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Land on the ground hard*
Me:There's some door here.
Gabe:*Turns the knob* Locked.
Me and Gabe:*Kick the door down* HAHAHAHA!
*Tools fall on us*
Me and Gabe:AHHHH!
Sonic:Guys? Are you alright?
Naughty:Yeah... Let's go.
Clementine and Sarah:*Try to avoid slipping and falling in paint* WHOA!
Sarah:*Slips and slides into shelves of pain* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Buckets of Paint fall down*
Clementine and Sarah:Uh-Oh...
Me:Man, this building is old. *Pulls on light chain*
*Blowtorch lights my hair on fire*
Me:AHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH! *Tries to turn the sink on*
Me:*Puts my head in the toilet*
Clementine and Sarah:YUCK!
Sarah:You guys go and find those scammers, we're gonna get this paint off.
Naughty: Okay, be careful, obviously they have this place booby trapped.
Sarah:There's a sink. Maybe it still has running water.
Eddy:*Chuckling and turns on generator*
Sarah:*Tries to turn on the water*
Clementine and Sarah:*Get electrocuted* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Eddy:*Cranks up the generator*
Clementine and Sarah:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Hair stands up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Turn into skeletons* AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Clementine and Sarah:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH! *Shaking* AHHHH! *Collapse*
Gabe: Obviously, those scammers have the place booby trapped.
Naughty:HEY GUYS! OVER HERE!
Gabe:Hey! Where are Clem and Sarah?
Luigi:They should be behind us.
Clementine:*Carries Sarah on her back while shaking and shuddering*
Bowser:What happened to you two?
Sarah:Sink connected to jumper cables *Shudders*
Clementine:T-T-T-That's what h-happened...
Ryon:What happened to your hair, John?
Eddy:HEY LOSERS! YOU GUYS HAD ENOUGH YET?!
Ethan, Talia and Ryon:NEVER! *Form the Forrester Wheel*
*Slip and fall from marbles on the ground*
Ethan, Talia and Ryon:AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ryon:*Gets back up and runs up the stairs*
Double D:*Throws paint bucket down at Ryon*
Ryon:*Gets hit in the face with the bucket* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Loxy: DON'T WORRY HONEY, I'LL GET THEM FOR YOU!
Loxy:*Dodges the bucket* COME ON GUYS!
*Everyone runs upstairs*
Roderick and Marcus:*Throws a giant metal pole down at us*
Me and the others:*Get hit by the pole* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Land on the ground*
Ed:*Cuts the rope with hedgeclippers*
*CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!*
Me and the others:GAAAAH!
Eddy:Alright people, let's get out of here while they're still gasping for air!
*Scammers run out of the building*
Jerry:THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
*Run out of the building*
Eddy and the Others:*Slip and fall on the ground* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kevin:We meet again you dorks...
Mario and Luigi:*Grab them*
Gabe:Let's go for a little stroll in the park.
Tom:Well, we got them. What are we gonna do?
Sarah:Maybe we should put them in some water and put a toaster in there?
Loxy:How about we hit them with a Tour Guide bus?!
Eddy:*Pokes my eyes*
Me:UWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! *Covers my eyes*
Eddy:LET'S GET ON THE FIRST FLIGHT OUT OF HERE!
Bonnie:TO THE AIRPORT!
Me and the others:*Demanding rambling towards the scammers*