Ethan and Ryon's Kidney Stones

Ethan: Ohhhhh...

Ryon: Owwwwww!

Ethan:This hurts!

Ryon:AH! My groin!

Talia:Are you guys alright?

Ethan:No,we're in pain,I think we need to see a doctor!

Talia: Don't worry,I'll take you guys,I gotta tell John that we'll be at the doctor.

Hiro: Don't worry about going to the doctor's office,Talia,Baymax just got done charging.

Talia:Who's Baymax?

Hiro:He's my brother's robot.

Ryon and Ethan: OWWWW!

Ethan:God Dammit!

Baymax:Hello,I am Baymax,how may I help you today?

Ethan:We have really bad stomach pains.

Baymax: On a scale from 1 to 10,how would you rate your pain?

Ethan and Ryon:10!

Baymax:Let me scan you for anything.

*Scans them*

Baymax:It appears you have Kidney Stones.

Ryon:What are Kidney Stones?

Baymax:They are rocks in your kidneys that travel down to your urinary tract and blocks it,some can be small as a pebble,big as a pento bean,and big as a nickel and as I know,the only way they can be out of your urinary tracts is that if they're passed.

Ethan:"Passed"?

Hiro:You gotta take a piss for the kidney stones to be passed.

Ethan and Ryon:Shit...

Talia: Don't worry guys,I'll be there for you all the way.

Ethan:Ryon,I'll go first,wish me luck.

Talia:Ready,Ethan?

Ethan:Y-Yeah,I hope this doesn't hurt.

*Starting to Urinate*

Ethan:GRRRR!

Ethan:ERRRRRR!

*PLOP!*

Ethan:Ah.

Ethan:Shhh,*Sniffs* Oh god.

Talia:It's bad isn't it?

Ethan:Very. DEEEEH!

*PLOP!*

Ethan: Oh. Fuck.

Sarah:Is everything alright in there?

Talia:Ethan's passing a few Kidney Stones.

*PLOP!*

Ethan:Ahhhhh. This is like-URRRRRGH! -giving birth,but I'm a guy! *Breathing Hard* GEEEEEEH!

*PLOPS!*

Ethan:Ahhhhhhh,finally! Ah. Oh god.

Ryon:Are you done yet?

Ethan:Yeah,don't worry,it's not bad that much.

Ryon:I don't care I just need these rocks out of me now!

Talia:I'll hold your hand Ryon,alright?

Ryon:A-Alright.

Tom:Here comes the agony in 3,2,1 and.

Ryon:GASP! AH-!

*Tries to hold the scream back*

*Tear streams down*

Talia:Ryon,are you okay?

Ryon:N-No-AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK! PARDON MY FRENCH BUT THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME!

*PLOP!*

Ryon:GOD DAMN! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Ryon:*Crying* This is really painful!

Talia:Shh,Ryon,you'll get through this,just 3 more and you'll be fine.

Ryon:RRRRRRRRRRR!

*PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!*

Ryon:Ahhhhhhhh...

Talia:There,see? Now why don't we get you some Ice Cream?

Ryon: Okay.

Me:And guys,if you want to prevent getting Kidney Stones again,drink plenty of water or anything that can help with your urinary tracts.

Ethan and Ryon:Uh-there goes the left behind pain.

Ethan and Ryon:AH FUCKING ASS! SHIT! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING LICKER ASS WIPER SHIT! PUSSY PUSSY IN OUR DICKS OH BUTTFUCK! We're better now.

Talia:Geez,that's worse than that time I got my hand caught in a mouse trap.